Cockroaches are threatened with Extinction !
You wouldn't do this to a Dolphin !
If the cockroach was cute, could bounce a ball on it's nose , or tasted good in a sushi bar people would do something to protect this poor harmless garbage man.
We think it is time for someone to stand up for the humble Cockroach.
Cockroaches are In Decline
Studies indicate that the Cockroach is in decline. Over thousands of years the number of Cockroaches per human has dropped significantly. With increased use of pesticide, obesity and a significant increase in Cockroach diabetes, the common Cockroach could, potentially, be extinct in less than a hundred years.
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Cockroach Deaths
Studies indicate that the Cockroach is in decline. Over thousands of years of humanity the number of Cockroaches per human has dropped significantly. With increased use of pesticide, obesity and a significant increase in Cockroach diabetes, the common Cockroach could, potentially, be extinct in less than a hundred years.
Cockroach Poisoning
Man has long waged a personal war on the terrors of Cockroaches. Now, more than ever, the increase use of poisons are exterminating roaches in the millions each night. Nightly, good willed cockroaches that enter the house to clean the floor or the dishes ( something that most wives would love their husbands to be so dedicated in doing) are not thanked for their dedication to cleanliness. Instead they are attacked by a barrage of nuro-toxins or a rolled up paper.Cockroach Diabetes
Due to modern takeaway and junk foods, Cockroach diabetes is on the rise. No longer are roaches eating nutritional diets, but are eating junk foods rich in sugars and cholesterol. With lower exercise due to readily avaialbe foods, and poor diets, Cockroach obesity is epidemic with overweight cockroaches suffering diabetes and increase in muscle deterioration and a higher rate of heart disease.Your Cause
You might be a Social Butterfly, Fit, thin, young, beautiful, popular and loaded with cash. For the rest of us, we know what it's like to not be the top of society. Well, now you know how the roach feels. He's not beautiful, he scurries around in the dark, no one likes him but he is essential to keeping the planet clean.The roach is a symbol of hard work with no recognition !
If you can relate to this, then the roach should be Your cause !
How can you help
Roaches need your support if they are to survive. Here are some things you can do to help.- Write to your local council or senator and get them to support the ban on Cockroach baits.
- Tell 5 people you know about savethecockroach.com, or add a link to your social network site.
- Stop Killing Cockroaches !
Most Importantly
The next time your sitting quietly in your house and a roach comes to visit, instead of running to the fly spray, just remember, he's only come to clean the house, give the roach a chance and set him free.Statistics gone Mad !
One of my favourite stretches of road is about 60 mins from any major town/city and there is 2 miles of cycleway that begins nowhere and ends nowhere surrounded by national park. Ever wondered how the government can increase cycleways 10%, east, just stick tehm on the side of any road regardless if they'll ever get used ! It's just Boardroom Statistics. Yep, with enough slant, or missing out some basic facts, you can proove just about anything.This shampoo reduces dandruff by 15% - Who really counts the flakes.
20% smoother skin - Compared to what , a block of sandpaper .
Makes you visibly younger ---- than a 90 year old?
Reduces accidents by 33% --- What, it teaches the other idiots on the road to driver better ??
Hair that is shinier - Yep, because it's now Clean!
Improve your chances of winning lotto by 50% -- Yep, buy 50% more tickets!
Unemployment is down 5% - Yep we've sent them all to re-education so they down't count as unemployed
So, I decided it would be worth doing some stats on something unlikely. No, for anyone who's actually got this far Cockroaches are not going extict, though there are thousands of breeds of roaches and some of them probably are.
Statistics are all Relative to the size of the sample, what the base comparison was, and the selection criteria, and a few other things. Generally, if you leave out a little information, you can spin the results to support anything you like.
This site is intended only to be funny and entertaining, but the truth is there are many true environmental problems in the world. The troubles we face now with the environment are critical, and companies and politicians who have a motive not to take action can confuse people with "true" statistics.
If you threw untreated garbage into your back yard every day for a year, you wouldn't be able to live there after a year
The human race has been dumping our garbage into the planet for 200+ years, and it is time to do something.
So next time you see some boardroom statistics - Just say
SAVE THE COCKROACH
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